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All men hear me and learn a very real lesson in life. There isn't anything greater in the world than a woman that truly loves you.

I learned that lesson harshly. And it goes to karm. A far greater power exacted a lesson on me using powerful men on Earth to teach me what I just told you.

There was a woman that truly loved me. She would willingly and with her heart do anything. And I told her I loved her, but she knew. She knew she loved me more. I paid a very heavy price.

Marriage to the one you love - it is a union under the Almighty God. It is a promise to keep. And a real marriage between a woman and man... or two partners - the only way it gets broken is by the will of the Lord.

A few humorous sayings:

1. If a couple gets into an argument, and they have to blame each other, rather than one person taking the blame 100% the husband can say alright I will take the blame 50%, I was wrong into thinking you were right.

2. I don't understand why husbands look at their horoscope in the morning. The guy's married, isn't he? He just has to ask "Wifey, may I ask you how my day is going to go?" If she says “why can’t you just say can, what's with your English?”, then you can guess the rest.

3. And white girls are very smart because they’re like Diane Keaton in the Godfather part II where she just stares at Al Pacino until he tells her about his business. If you’re in any kind of dangerous business, trust me, you do not want to marry a white girl.

4. Me and my friends had a relationship joke at UCR, where I attended, you see with white girls, they say, “It isn’t mine, it’s ours. It isn’t yours, it’s ours.” AV: “Ok… understood. I get that. Really. Can I go back to drinking our beer?”

5. If you’re going to date a woman in college (I actually never asked my first wife on a date because, in case we broke up, I didn’t want to go through a break up because I cannot break up if you know weren’t dating but we did get married and no she wasn’t pregnant but there was that one scare missing the date), anyway if you’re going to date a woman in college, you cannot date anyone that is pre-law and the reason is the woman is getting an education and training on how to argue, being a woman she already knows how to argue, and as a guy, things are against you, so you gotta play the odds.

6. Men always think very highly of themselves, when the woman’s paid dollars, which is unmanly, when they’re having sex but the question is what about the other 23 hours 30 minutes in the day?

7. Women may not be the stronger sex but they are definitely the smarter sex because how can they get what they want, making a diplomat look like an amateur, how can they get what they want by not talking? Silent treatment. You know you’ve made a woman mad when she stops talking. That’s why she is always initially talking. She’s conditioning you like a Pavlovian dog. So when the dog doesn’t hear anything, it starts wondering, what’s wrong, moves around in circles, can’t figure out what’s wrong, looks up, looks down, if only the dog knew what was wrong.

With the Chinese, I have never kissed a Chinese woman. When I was married in 2001, me and the computer science club members drove to the northern parts of California and there was a young Chinese woman with us, her name Julie. No need to overthink, even though I know some may react in such a way.

Julie is absolutely gorgeous. The body. The subtle English innuendos. We went to an arcade where there was a dance step revolution game. She told me to try it. I said I cannot dance. She said no try the dance. So, I danced on the step machine and she was like you really know how to dance.

When she danced on the step machine and was moving her body, I was thinking ohh man. I can visualize her b-tt in light blue colored jeans from memory. 

 

International example: The a- -wipe Hussein who had not read Shakespeare (his takeover of Iraq on stage seemed right out of a Shakespearean play), and we won’t go to what his 2/3 letters of his name are, even he figured it out when he was misled into the First Gulf War and subsequently led into the Second Gulf War. I won’t even go into Musharraf, the former leader of Pakistan.

Why conning yourself on microscales and nations on macroscales never works as in being narcissistic:

I was at a "health clinic" where they observed my behavior. I decided to on the last day teach the "unbiased" observer-physician / health technician the following:

I washed my hands and I had a cloth to dry my hands but I decided to keep water on my hands, then I opened the room 4099 door leaving it open, because it was daytime and sunlight is a natural disinfectant, by using my two fingers so to the observers who overthink the touch-steps, it is the Water-Finger-Wood door in the steps.

The reason why I don't con myself is as individuals we are our own greatest strength and we are our own greatest enemy and if overthinking purposely, then fine it is W-finger-W.

By not being totally truthful with ourselves, we are in fact conning ourselves so I gave the observers that psychological lesson to learn. If you are a Gujarati, then the translation is paani-aangdi-laakdu (water-finger-wood).

And talking about craziness, let’s get into it:

Here’s a story which asks a question: Which of the four is crazy?

Suppose there are three selfish people, let’s call them, Twivedis. And the fourth is some guy at the CIA. Let’s say in 2007 / 2008, either one of two things happened:

Either a Twivedi sent an invitation from their area to the CIA, which leads me to the question: How high is the CIA? How low is Ahmedabad? Do they know what is the status of the CIA versus the status of the dweller?

or or

 

there's some guy at the CIA that sees an invitation received that never existed and says ‘hey guys we gotta go to the dilapidated area Ahmedabad to recruit desperately needed Twivedis for our American crew.’

 

So, my question is, either the Twivedis are crazy for sending an invitation, not knowing the full power of the CIA, or the guy at the CIA is crazy for hallucinating on an “invitation”, so the question of the story is:

 

Which of the four is crazy? The Twivedis a part of Ahmedabad police? Did the CIA need New Delhi and Ahmedabad police? I know I didn’t. I wasn’t calling the cops in India not before 2004 when I was there and not after 2004 when I was there.

 

After teaching you the W-finger-W lesson, try to read the following without overthinking, Work ethic: An open letter to Elon Musk:

 

When Americans are working in industries they do not like or love, what happens is it creates inefficiencies because they don't care about their work. They could care less whether their company succeeds or not and if it fails, they will work at another company.

 

So, I think because of the fact there are millions of Americans doing work they don't enjoy or love, but cannot change their line of work due to financial or residential considerations, then the right answer is it would be wise to create accounts in companies that pay for the transition period.

 

I think it applies to Americans and Russians.

 

Another lesson on work

If you are working at a financial institution like a Community Credit Union or ACNB, you should know your industry. You should know what the Federal Reserve Board is, you should know the prime rate, why it is adjusted periodically, why it affects the entire U.S. economy, who the head honcho is at the Federal Reserve, how it affects the lending rate at you institution, why your CD rates are determined the way they are and why it affects your institution’s interest rate. When you get up in the morning, you should be reading the news about your industry. When you go to work, show up.

That means ready to fail as well as ready to succeed. If you do not try, you’ve already failed. If you try, you have the chance of succeeding. You should know who cleans out your trash and you should know who the CEO is, their educational background and communicate with them in the language they understand. If you do not and cannot, you are just there, and your employer is a part of your life. And in the long run you are not making the U.S. economy very competitive. I think the lesson applies to other nations as well.

 

You do not have to watch every single American show to figure out what lessons to learn and which to ignore.

 

Here’s one:

 

1950s white woman psychology, in response to a man asking another man to go in the kitchen with him to get water:

 

“What’s the matter sonny boy? Can’t you carry a glass of water by yourself?”

 

Independence is of great importance to a self-respecting American.

 

Back to Russia and Russians they feel the cold, yet their hearts are warm. On the other hand, some possess rap - - t d - cks, some need to terrorize people, some their food paid for by Iraqis, while a few want Iranians and their $30T oil to pay for their future food, drinks and children’s Ivy league education, because they wasted all their money on getting drunk and so they didn’t spend enough time learning how business (honorable business) actually works. If Hamas didn’t try to drag Iran into a war, there’d be no paragraph to write about. 

 

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